Most people have cake at their weddings.
We had pie.

And we didn’t just have some pie, we had lots of pie. We had
- Traditional apple pie
- Sour cream apple pie
- Traditional apple pie
- Sour cream apple pie
- Pumpkin
- Chocolate pudding
- “Dirt” pie
- Cranberry-pear pie
- Key lime pie
- Banana cream pie
- Cherry pie
- Peach pie
- Raspberry pie
I love you X more for having pie. Seriously.