“Try again Mommy. This is simply undiginfied.”
Sprocket earns his keep.
But he advocates 5 hour work weeks… so there is that…
Guys? When are we going to Alaska? I’m all ready!
“My parents went to Reno and all I got was this stupid hat.”
“That’s right. I’m the P-I-M-P.”
“You wouldn’t know who did this would you? … Oh. You. Eff you.”
I asked Sprocket to help me clean the house. You know folding laundry and stuff:
“There is a place in hell for those who squish doggies with insulation.”
“I just might have to shit in your shoes for this.”
“Bitch, please.” –Sprocket Doggy Dogg